Hangover Cat – the morning after the party

Red eyes, cheap confetti, and a spilled drink instead of champagne. The fat cat that partied too hard is now your spirit animal for every rugged chart and dead chat.

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What is Funless ???

«Yeah, I partied too hard. Now my head hurts, my drink’s on the floor, and the chat’s dead.»

«I’m Hangover Cat— your new mascot.
No dreams, no moonshots. Just vibes, regret, and memes.»

That’s Funless!

Meet Hangover Cat

Fat, lazy, red-eyed, with a crumpled party hat and confetti stuck in his fur. He’s not here to celebrate - he’s here to remind you the fun is already gone. Every chart crash, every dead group chat, every broken promise - that’s his natural habitat.

Hangover Cat isn’t just a mascot. He’s the face of Funless.

BONK.fun
or
Pump.fun
?

Hangover Cat doesn’t choose - he crashes both parties. Same red eyes, same party hat, same spilled drink, same wild community howling for more.

Two platforms, two contracts: one on BONK.fun, one on Pump.fun with two tokens, but identical Funless name, $FUNLESS ticker, and that hungover feline mascot uniting the chaos.

Whether you ape in on BONK.fun or spin the wheel on Pump.fun, it’s still one unbreakable $FUNLESS vibe.

One coin,
two
hangovers.

Tokenomics

That’s it. No taxes, no “revolutionary mechanics.” Just a fat cat stuck between two curves, waiting for you to join.

Forget the 20-page whitepapers.
Funless runs on the most honest system in crypto: the bonding curve.

bonk.fun

same cat, one curve.

pump.fun

same cat, another curve.

Roadmap

Phase 1

Launch

Drop the coin, drop the cat. Confetti everywhere, suddenly it’s “innovation.”

Phase 2

Growth

Spam memes until even your ex knows about Funless. Stickers invade every chat.

Phase 3

Expansion

Throw around words like listings and collabs. Everyone pretends this is serious business.

Phase 4

Community

Contests, raids, chaos. Basically the cat takes over your feed and you kinda like it.

Phase 5

Legacy

Hangover Cat becomes culture. If you’re still holding, congrats - you’re Funless forever.

Community Hub

Funless isn’t just a token - it’s a hangout.
Memes, raids, contests, sticker packs, and a fat cat in the middle of it all.

This is where the jokes start, the chaos spreads, and the culture builds. If you’re holding Funless, you’re already part of the gang.

(and when you smash that button, Hangover Cat slides across the screen on his own drool)

What is Funless
???

Buying $FUNLESS is easier than cleaning up after a party:

1 - Get a Wallet

Download Phantom or whatever keeps your degen soul happy.

2- Load Some SOL

Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet.

3 - Choose Your Arena

Head to bonk.fun or pump.fun - Hangover Cat is in both.

4- Buy $FUNLESS

Smash the button, hold the bag, embrace the hangover.

5- Join the Chaos

Hop in the community, spam the cat, and pretend this was financial advice.

FAQ

1- What is $FUNLESS?

A meme coin powered by Hangover Cat — your new favorite mascot of post-party chaos.

2- Why two platforms?

Because one isn’t enough. $FUNLESS is live on both bonk.fun and pump.fun. Double the chaos, same cat.

3- Any utility?

Memes, culture, and community. That’s what makes meme coins fun (or funless).

4- How do I join?

Grab some $FUNLESS, hop into Telegram, follow us on X and TikTok, and start spamming the cat.

5- Is this serious?

Serious enough to make you laugh, and strong enough to grow with the community.

Hangover Cat already said it: the party’s over, but we’re still here.

Join the community, spam the cat, and embrace the Funless life.

Disclaimer:
$FUNLESS is a community-driven meme coin. It has no intrinsic value, no guaranteed returns, and exists purely for entertainment and cultural purposes. By buying $FUNLESS you’re joining the community and the joke - not an investment contract. Always DYOR before aping in.